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MAIN CHARACTER：me  and  a middle-aged uncle

Time：14/10/2010

Place：OK便利店

簡介：

一個中年男人，走過來一腳踢開你的袋同埋桌上啲嘢，沒有理他，但他不斷罵你肥兼一些難聽的話

（不便明言），然后將佢份報紙施施然攤開在本來在用的桌睇。

簡易廣東話版                                    

唔該請你不要踢我的袋，你少條筋的自言自語同肆意吵鬧只會顯得你教養有幾低，而這個好明顯不是你媽的問題囉。

如果你唔識“先來后到”尼四個字嘅廣東話，就請你企埋一邊，請人教你，如果你做人真的是這么“成功”搵不到人教或者你的智商

真的是“高”到不能夠理解太低層次嘅廣東話嘅話，我不介意吃完東西之后慢慢教你，不過你可能要等慢一點了～

English Version                         

Please don‘t kick my bag, you are less of himself with wanton article noisy bar appears you will have a few low-educated, and this is clearly not your mum's problem。

If you do not know how "first come first served" Nigeria generous words in Cantonese, buried on the enterprise side of you, asked people to teach you, if you life really is such a "successful" make no one to teach

Or your IQ is really a "high" that cannot understand too simple Cantonese , I don‘t mind teaching you slowly after eating something, but you may have to wait a little slower ~

不懂看太低層次的廣東話和英文也沒關系，這里還有火星文版 —— 適合一些高智能的人士看

髙智螚吙☆攵坂             

唔該請沵卟葽踢5dě袋，亇尐條筋菂垍唁zi語衕肆薏吵鬧隻會顯嘚伱敎養哊幾低，洏這個σκ朙顯丆寔ㄚòひ媽d問題囉。ㄝロ菓祢唔識“先來後捯”苨⑷個茡嘅廣東話，僦請伱企埋⑴邊，請朲敎袮，女口裹女尔莋亾鎭菂湜這嬷“宬功”搵鈈捯亻敎彧者亇嘚智商鎭啇煶“髙”箌朩螚夠理檞汰低層佽嘅廣東話嘅話，偶朩介癔喫唍東硒廴鮜縵縵敎人尔，鳪過袮轲螚葽等縵弌點孒～